Ah, yes... edibles from the landlord are usually suspect. Yet I cannot help but notice no alert over the network over ill effects; simply stomachaches from the overindulging youth. Some of my students have gone absent thanks to this, but if they think they're dodging the quiz coming to them soon they've another thing coming!

[He smirked.] They say chocolate is good for the skin, but I could do without a day spent sticky.

Shall we check?